BLATZ LYRICS
"Road Kill"
I pulled up to the second light of my five streetlight town.
You were going from one dream to the next and making just a pit stop in my town
When you were heading off into the corn fields and I was on my smoke break from the little diner I worked at
I looked over at him just long enough to catch his eye when the.brown sedan behind him honked go
And he took off out of my town like they always do! Leaving me behind with their mohawks and their sunglasses
I knew he wasn't from around here cause ain't nobody looks like that around here but me
Well... I had nothing better to do and I had a souped up moped and I was gonna find out who the fuck you are!
I was trying to drive with my knees
while my sister and brother in Law were fucking in the back seat
Cocked the rear view down to see
masturbating with my right hand
shooting roadsigns with my left hand
you were all over the road swerving to hit
the roadkill running away from that big
white satellite car I threw flowers
on the roadkill you left and wondered
what had pissed you off so bad
Cock in one hand gun in the other
100 and 10 degrees outside
Leaving skid marks all across both lanes
all turned up on and you were her brother
rows of corn passing by on both sides
you didn't see me close behind
I'd wait till you'd stop to piss
to find out what was on your mind
Can you Cum and Shoot your Gun?
Can you drive straight when you Cum?
and are you justa justa......bout to Cum?
......and then the crash
Oh my god they were everywhere!
Body parts everywhere!
I found the panties that had been stuck behind and put them back on her
cause nobody's momma should see their little girl like that
I looked to see who they were
I found your wallet
I know your secrets
I put your wallet in my bag. I slipped my address into her pocket instead
And I knew I'd get out of this town cause I'm wicked like that.
Thanks to smmee for correcting these lyrics
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