EMO SIDE PROJECT LYRICS

"I Just Took A Crap And Thejon Came Out"

My name is Jon
I am a loser. A microphone abuser.
I've never ever ever ever ever been laid.
I am an asshole and a pussy
But at least I'm not that Emo Side Project guy.

I just took a crap and theJon came out.
I just took a crap and theJon came out of my butt.

He's a poop head
I bet he doesn't get much head.
And he lays alone in his bed at night.
But so do I except I cry but I've got something in my eye.
It must be theJon but I don't know if Jon's John is really long.

Someone call the cops cause Jon is so hot.
Someone call the cops cause Jon is so not hot.

I just took a crap and theJon came out.
I just took a crap and theJon came out of my butt.

Okay, here's the sad part:

I still love him every day even though he called me gay.
I still wrote him a song even if he is a jerk sometimes.
I guess we all can be. That's just reality.
He's being really really mean to me,
Jon's being really mean to me.
But it's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep on living through the night.
That's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep singing all the night long.
That's alright, it's alright.
I'm gonna keep on living through the night.
That's alright, it's alright.
Cause I just took a crap and theJon came out.

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