FUTURE IDIOTS LYRICS

"Unwrap My Package"

Hey, I know it's not a Yule log, it's not a Christmas tree.
But come unwrap my package that would mean the world to me.

I'm so sick n tired of these ancient ceremonies.
I came up with a new one, start by getting down on your knees.
I hate the taste of eggnog hate the crackers in the tree.
My eggnog is delicious try my home made recipe.

I know I'm not a perfect guy but there's one thing that I wish for.
It's nothing that you can't afford of that I'm pretty sure.
It's all about good will!

Hey, I know it's not a Yule log, Not firm as ivory.
But come unwrap my package that would mean the world to me.
Stop staring at the shiny balls that's in the Christmas tree.
Give your attention to the balls that belong to me.
Bullshit myths and stories of Christianity.
Can't beat my wish of unsurpassed quality.
I know it's not a Yule log, but do this for me, please!
So come unwrap my package that would mean the world to me.

I'm always disappointed when I've opened all the gifts.
Don't be materialistic all I want is her soft lips.
I hate this whole tradition! Hate the presents. hate the greed.
But this time it is different: Satisfaction guaranteed!

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