HOUSE BOAT LYRICS

"Quivering"

I sent you a text
We went out on a date
Drank a few beers
And we stayed out late
But when I asked for another date
You gave me the runaround
But that's okay
Because you sorta kinda looked like Jello Biafra

Met a girl online
Took her back to my room
I got things going just a little too soon
And maybe it was just the light of the moon
But this girl turned out to be a fucking loon
I probably should've guessed
When she said she was really into puppets

I've got a few stories I'd like to share with you
I hope you don't mind the fact that my teeth are disgusting
I'll break the ice if you promise to play nice
As long as you're nuts I promise to bee too trusting

Another night and another date you look cute in your picture
So I can't wait I'm hoping you're not hideously overweight
But it turns out that you're hideously overweight
I hope it doesn't make me a dick to say
I'm just not feeling this

Thanks to Havanaffair! for these lyrics

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