LIGHTNING KILLED MY PARENTS LYRICS

"Toni With An I"

I've always been an awkward and nerdy kid
With girls, I've been 0 for 9
I was ready to grow old and end up alone
But I saw your face and went back in time

I regressed back to my little kid self
Giddy and all filled with glee
That maybe a girl like you could find
Happiness with someone like me

I feel like I'm five years old all over again
My feet, they hardly touch the ground
Just a glimpse of you makes a bad day great
Even when you're grumpy and down

It's like I'm back on the playground, pining after
The prettiest girl on the slide
Don't tell her boyfriend but I've got a
Kindergarten crush on Toni with an I

Sorta know now why they call 'em crushes
'Cause if I tried anything
Boy Tony would crush me into little pieces
And wash me right down the sink (and put the grinder on)

It's like a big game of tag and I can never catch you
You're always beyond my reach
But at home, when I play Super Mario
I pretend you are my Princess Peach

I feel like I'm five years old all over again
My feet, they hardly touch the ground
Just a glimpse of you makes a bad day great
Even when you're grumpy and down

It's like I'm back on the playground, pining after
The prettiest girl on the slide
Don't tell her boyfriend but I've got a
Kindergarten crush on Toni with an I

In my dreams, I push you on the swings (Ahh)
Swim in the shallow end with our water wings (Ahh ahh)
Fingerpaint on a Saturday night (Ahh ahh)
Playdates with you, they'd sure be all right (Ahh, be all right, now)

You ride on the handlebars of my big wheel (Yeah)
Go to the aquarium and see all the seals (Ye-eah)
Hang around on the monkey bars (Ahh ahh)
Maybe a kiss on the cheek underneath the stars, yeah! (Kiss, cheek, 'neath the stars, yeah!)


I felt like I was five years old all over again
But teenage years just aren't the same
If I met you back then, things could've been different
And I probably wouldn't be so lame

But life goes on and I'll be just fine 'cause
You're a friend I'll always stand by
So I guess I'll just keep on nursing this crush,
This kindergarten crush I have on Toni with an I

Thanks to CaucasianAsianX for these lyrics

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