PUNCHLINE LYRICS

"The Dane Song"

He’s a friend you can depend on for a smile,
Everyday or even just once in a while.
The man, we sung about in the van.
All the girls agree that he is pretty sweet.
Got a ticket once for pissing in the street,
But he just really needed to pee.

If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He’s a real celebrity…or at least he is to me.

He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car
I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid,
Cause once he said to me “run” and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun.

He’s my only friend that I am taller than.
Yet everyday he takes a Flinstone’s vitamin,
He says, his favorite ones are the red.
He’s a friend and a musician and a ref,
Listens to heavy music loud and one day he’ll be deaf,
Oh well… he won’t need hearing in hell.

If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He’s a real celebrity…or at least he is to me.

He wore a Megadeth shirt, He went with me to concerts,
He had a beat up blue car, gave me rides to practice, then he got a new car.
I met him in the sixth grade, in Webster I was afraid,
Cause once he said to me “run” and when I started running he shot me with a BB gun.

If I could I would take his face and make it famous,
He’s a real celebrity and he gets into the shows for free.
He’s a friend like a friend should be.

Plays bass in a band and he hangs out with the Shrimpman,
Drinks until he’s silly every single Friday at Tequila Willie’s.
If you’re looking for a good time you can find him online.
Ask me for his screen name.
And so ends my shout out to my very good friend Dane.

Thanks to Ryan for these lyrics

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