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"Spank The Monkey"

My mother caught me masturbating
She told my crush and now she hates me
At school the girls think I’m a creep
I think it’s them for them to see

I’m not ashamed of it
So why don’t we just admit that

Pulling dick is nice
Spank your monkey twice
I don’t mind if anyone sees
That my pants are hanging down my knees
Pulling dick is nice
Spank your monkey twice
Why is it such a taboo?
It’s what men are supposed to do

My sister found my porn collection
And she asked me what’s wrong with me
I said I need to cause erection
In times of desperate need

No need for hesitation
Time for global masturbation

Thanks to Morning Wood Records for these lyrics

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