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"Merry Christmas I Fucked Your Snowman"

I ruined all your christmas joy
stomped all over your children’s toys
saw your house with the lights ablaze
to crash your holiday’s the only way
I knocked that stupid virgin down
broke Joseph’s robes upon the ground
I saw his eyes from across the lawn
and oh-ho-ho, my heart was gone

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him

Your guests, they all were horrified
said the season I’d defiled
they can all just go straight to hell
I told them with one great big yell

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him

I burned down your tinseled evergreen
hit your old aunt across the knees
I’ve smashed up all your christmas plates
for you and yours I’ve got only hate
I kissed him on his frosty mug
and he gave me a great big hug
now my heart is full of christmas cheer
almost enough to last all the year

Merry Christmas, I fucked your snowman
Merry Christmas, I slept with him

Thanks to scumbag for these lyrics

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