SLOPPY SECONDS LYRICS

"Steal Your Beer"

Dear Mr. Occupant, to whom this may concern
I thought I'd leave this note for you to read on your return
Your daughter came to see us play me and all the band
And since you're not around today, I knew you'd understand
if we-

Fuck your daughter, wreck your home
Call long-distance on your phone
Eat up all your food and steal your beer

This house is too big for your little girl alone
We've tried our best to make ourselves feel right at home
You see, we've come from miles away - We're strangers to this town
Your daughter brought us here tonight and since you're not around
we though we'd

Fuck your daughter, wreck your home
Call long-distance on your phone
Eat up all your food and steal your beer

I really must be going now, you've been too kind for words
Your toilet's overflowing, 'cause it's clogged up with our turds
The van has laid itself a patch out on the lawn
and I'll kiss your daughters lips until the next time you are gone
when we will

Fuck your daughter, wreck your home
Call long-distance on your phone
Have sex in your shower stall, write our names upon your wall and
Eat up all your food and steal your beer

Thanks to J for these lyrics

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