SMUT PEDDLERS LYRICS

"The Ballad Of O.J./Elvis Made Me Do It"

Elvis made me do it, He got inside my head
Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead
Elvis made me do it, got inside my sole
Elvis made me do it and they locked me in the hole

I carved them up like turkeys
Their blood ran in my pool
I sent them to the pearly gates
They begged me don't be cruel

Elvis made me do it
with words from up above
I could've gotten away with it
'cept I dropped the goddamn glove

Kato!
I'm locked up with a homo
In the L.A. county jail
Judge Ito said no bail
L.A.P.D. is on my back
Me and Daryll Strawberry been smokin' crack
Al Cowlings is at the wheel
I got my homeboy Johnny Cochran tryin' to cut me a deal

Elvis made me do it, He got inside my head
Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead
Elvis made me do it, He got into my heart
He made me turn that cheatin' bitch into a bloody tart

Elvis made me do it, sent them straight to hell
Elvis made me do it when he sang heartbreak hotel
Elvis made me do it, jumped inside this poor old jock
Elvis made me do it, now I'n singing jailhouse rock

I hired the greatest lawyers that all my bucks could buy
I chose them for their talent to bullshit, jive and lie
Elvis made me do it, He got inside my head
Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead

Arnele!
I'm doing time in a high power cell
I miss watching the Naked Gun
My new lifstyle ain't no fun
I miss smoking cocaine Daryll Strawberry
and going home to sodomize Paula Barbieri
I miss my old days as a football hero
I'm sick of looking at Robert Shapiro

Love me tender, Love me long
Take me to your heart
Love me tender, Love me long
Or I'll slice you all apart

Paula!
That Chris Darden makes me wanna up and holler
But F. Lee Baily's getting lots of pay
So I know that I will walk free one day
The Motorcade thing was really hot
Willie Williams had to call out metro SWAT
Gun to my head in the back seat, everybody was waving
I told them the blood in my sink was from cutting myself while I was shaving

Elvis made me do it, Gave them both the blues
Elvis made me do it when I put on my blue suede shoes
Elvis made me do it, He got inside my head
Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead

Gil Garcetti asked me why the blood was on the walls
I told I was in the backyard chipping on some balls
Elvis made me do it and now they both are dead
Elvis made me do it, he's all up in my head

Thanks to J for these lyrics

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