SPERMBIRDS LYRICS

"Shit Job"

I want a corporate position
With a retirement plan
I want to suck my bosses ass
So I can work a shit job 'til I die

I work hard all day
I can't think of a better way to live my life
All I want
Is some kids to rule and to beat my wife
Mercedes Benz and a secretary
And golf with my boss
It's not pretty
But that's upper class living costs

But I know I'll never change
Gotta pay for that radar range
And my personal airplane bill
And all those diet pills

I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit

All those bills to pay
9 to 5 for 40 years
And then I'm free
If I work real hard
So they don't fire me
Pull some strings
And steal the job of my best friend
Tough shit boy
But all good work comes to an end

And I know I'll never change
Got a date on that driving range
And work on the perfect tan
Gonna be a respected man

I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit

Now I'm feared and hated
In the world of high finance
People tremble in terror
At the mere mention of my name
And when I get the key
To the executive toilet
I'll look up and say
Thanks Dad

Now I'm here to say
Work my way
Up that ladder of corporate slime
My Dad says
That someday this'll all be mine
Big money
So much it'll never all be spent
But I'll try
Maybe next I'll buy a president

And I know I'll never change
Got to get on the stock exchange
Have a drink in the club
Got a party in my hot tub

I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
I got a shit job, shit job, oh shit
A shit job, shit job, oh shit

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