TOY DOLLS LYRICS

"Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie"

When I was young my father said "Son I have something to say,"
And what he told me I'll never forget, until my dying day.
He said, "Son you are a bachelor boy and that's the way to stay,
Son you are a bachelor boy..."
Huh, I wish I was a bloody bachelor boy

A happy ba-che-lor was he,
But he ain't no more gormless Garry
As he ditched, when he got hitched
To a witch and a bitch called Melanie
Who's that then? Garry. Who? Garry

Slouched on the couch with that cow
There ain't any doubt there's no escape now
Off his head, contended
Instead he wed, Melanie

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He said, "I only wanted to stay young"
But the silly sucker, flung his life away
"I only wanted to be free"
And he took no notice of me
And it's all over now huh for Garry

The bag nagged Gaz to have a kid
The most gormless thing Garry ever did
Stuck in a rut, he knows he's a nut
With a pain in the butt called Melanie

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Off his head, off his tree
Garry was a sucker when he married Melanie

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