THE VANDALS LYRICS

"Phone Machine"

Hello, no one could get to the phone right now,
So for your convenience, your call is being answered automatically.

But if this is you, you can suck my dick
If this is my boss, fuck you I quit
If you're the girl, you ain't worth shit
And if this is school, I'm really sick

But if this is grandma
I'm so sorry I missed your call
I'll see you on Sunday
Goodbye and I love you

But if this is you, you can suck my dick
If this is my boss, fuck you I quit
Everyone else you can do the same
Don't leave a message unless your fucking lame

Thanks to Sam for correcting these lyrics

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