PATENT PENDING LYRICS
Lyrics to PATENT PENDING songs organized by albums:
EP: "Drive By" (2002)
| 1. | Cheer Up Emo Kid |
| 2. | Donkey |
| 3. | Sushi James |
| 4. | Red Martians Redux |
| 5. | Fatty Macgee's Saxophone Adventures |
Album: "Don't Quit Your Day Job" (2004)
| 1. | Los Angeles |
| 2. | Decemberween |
| 3. | Bad News Bear |
| 4. | Tipperary |
| 5. | Dying In Mt. Sinai |
| 6. | Song Number Six |
| 7. | Yellow Snow |
| 8. | Snake Eyes |
| 9. | Cheer Up Emo Kid |
| 10. | Parting Girts |
| 11. | The Hoe Down |
| 12. | Levittown Is For Lovers |
| 13. | Red Martians Redux |
| 14. | Decemberween (Live Acoustic) |
EP: "Is Your Biological Father" (2004)
| 1. | One Less Heart To Break |
| 2. | It's All On Me |
| 3. | The June Spirit |
| 4. | 67 Dollars And No Sense |
Album: "Save Each Other, The Whales Are Doing Fine" (2006)
| 1. | Los Angeles |
| 2. | This Can't Happen Again |
| 3. | Decemberween |
| 4. | Lights Out In Mississippi |
| 5. | Demo For Dayna |
| 6. | Cheer Up Emo Kid |
| 7. | Old And Out Of Tune |
| 8. | Samantha The Great |
| 9. | Sleep Well My Angel |
| 10. | The Safety Of Sleeping In |
| 11. | The L-Town Shakedown |
| 12. | The June Spirit |
| 13. | Blank Track / Bonus Track |
| 14. | Lights Out In Mississippi (Alternate Version) / Bonus Track |
| 15. | This Can't Happen Again (Instrumental Version) / Bonus Track |
EP: "Attack Of The Awesome" (2009)
| 1. | Anti-Everything |
| 2. | Air Underneath My Feet |
| 3. | The Way You Make Me Shake |
| 4. | Dear Stacy, I Hate You |
| 5. | Drop Dead |
| 6. | Sunset Summer |
| 7. | Hey Six |
| 8. | Therefore, I Party |
Other songs:
 | She's A Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas |
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