THE QUEERS LYRICS

 

Album: "Grow Up" (1990)

1.	Squid Omelet
2.	Love Love Love
3.	BooBarella
4.	I Met Her at the Rat
5.	I'll Be True To You
6.	Burger King Queen
7.	Junk Freak
8.	Gay Boy
9.	Rambo Rat
10.	I Don't Wanna Get Involved With You
11.	Goodbye California
12.	Strip Search

 

Album: "Love Songs For The Retarded" (1993)

1.	You're Tripping
2.	Ursula Finally Has Tits
3.	I Hate Everything
4.	Teenage Bonehead
5.	Fuck this World
6.	I Can't Stop Farting
7.	Feeling Groovy
8.	Debra Jean
9.	Hi Mom, It's Me!
10.	Noodle Brain
11.	I Can't Stand You
12.	Night of the Livid Queers
13.	Granola-Head
14.	I Won't Be
15.	Monster Zero
16.	Daydreaming

 

Album: "Beat Off" (1994)

2.	Drop The Attitude Fucker
3.	You Make Me Wanna Puke
4.	Teenage Gluesniffer
5.	Ben Weasel
6.	VooDoo Doll
7.	Mirage
8.	Grounded
9.	Live This Life
10.	Half Shitfaced
11.	Too Many Twinkies
12.	All Screwed Up

 

Album: "Move Back Home" (1995)

1.	She's a Cretin
2.	Next Stop Rehab
3.	High School Psychopath II
4.	If You Only had a Brain
5.	I Gotta Girlfriend
7.	From Your Boy
8.	Definitely
9.	Everthing's Going my Way
10.	Cut it Dude
11.	I Didn't Get Invitied to the Prom
12.	That Girl
13.	Peppermint Girl

 

Album: "A Day Late and A Dollar Short" (1996)

1.	We'd Have A Riot Doing Heroin
2.	Terminal Rut
3.	Fagtown
4.	I Want It Now
5.	Trash This Place
6.	Love Me
7.	Kicked Out Of The Webelos
8.	Tulu Is A Wimp
9.	At The Mall
10.	I Spent The Rent
11.	I Don't Wanna Work
12.	I'm Useless
13.	This Place Sucks
14.	Wimpy Drives Through Harlem
15.	I Like Young Girls
16.	Nuni In New York
17.	Nobody Likes Me
18.	Nothing To Do
19.	I'm Nowhere At All
22.	Fuck You
23.	Didn't want None
24.	Meatwagon
25.	Didn't Puke
26.	Bonehead
29.	Gay Boy
31.	Too Many Twinkies
32.	Half Shitfaced
33.	Live This Life

 

Album: "Don't Back Down" (1996)

1.	No Tit
2.	Punk Rock Girls
3.	I'm Okay You're Fucked
4.	Number One
5.	Don't Back Down
6.	I Only Drink Bud
7.	I Always Knew
8.	Born To Do Dishes
9.	Janelle, Janelle
10.	Brush Your Teeth
11.	Sidewalk Surfer Girl
12.	Another Girl
13.	Love Love Love
14.	I Can't Get Over You

 

Album: "Punk Rock Confidential" (1998)

1.	Tamara Is A Punk
2.	Everything's O.K.
3.	I Didn't Puke
4.	Mrs. Brown, You've Got An Ugly Daughter
5.	The Sun Always Shines Around You
6.	Rancid Motherfucker
7.	Punk Rock Confidential
8.	Today I Fell In Love
9.	Pretty Flamingo
10.	Motherfucker
11.	Like A Parasite
12.	Idiot Savant
13.	I Enjoy Being A Boy
14.	Don't Mess It Up
15.	Sayonara Sucker

 

Album: "Beyond The Valley Of The Assfuckers" (2000)

1.	Uncouth
2.	Little Rich Working Class Oi-boy
3.	Strangle the Girl
4.	I'm Not a Mongo Anymore
5.	Stupid Fucking Vegan
6.	In With the Out Crowd
7.	I Wanna Know
8.	Journey to the Center of Your Empty Fucking Skull
9.	I Hate Your Fucking Guts
10.	Babyface (Boo-Hoo-Hoo)
11.	My Cunt's a Cunt
12.	I Just Called to say Fuck You
13.	Just Say Cunt

 

EP: "Today" (2001)

1.	Yeah, Well, Whatever
2.	I Don't Want To Go To The Moon
3.	I've Had It With You
4.	I'm The Boy For You

 

Album: "Pleasant Screams" (2002)

1.	Get A Life And Live It Loser
2.	See You Later Fuckface
3.	I Wanna Be Happy
4.	Danny Vapid
5.	I Never Got The Girl
6.	It's Cold Outside
7.	Psycho Over You
8.	Generation Of Swine
9.	Tic Tic Toc
10.	I Don't Want You Hanging Around
11.	Homo
14.	Molly Neuman

 

Album: "Munki Brain" (2007)

1.	Overdue
2.	Houston We Have A Problem
3.	I Don't Get It
4.	Duke Kahanamoku
5.	I Think She's Starting To Like Me
6.	Girl About Town
7.	Whatever Happened To Philthy Phil?
8.	I Can't Stay Mad At You
9.	Tangerine
10.	Something In My Heart
11.	I'm A Fool
12.	Monkey In A Suit
13.	Brian Wilson

 

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