TOY DOLLS LYRICS
album: "Episode XIII" (2019)
1. | Previously |
2. | Arthur Clark's A Dark Horse |
3. | Benny The Boxer |
4. | Knickers Off In Mykonos |
5. | The Laptop Lifter |
6. | Waffle Woman |
7. | Christine's Clothes |
8. | She's A Worky Ticket |
9. | El Cumbanchero / Instrumental |
10. | Señor Benidorm |
11. | Richard Clayderman's A Creep |
12. | Until Next Time / Instrumental |
album: "The Album After The Last One" (2012)
album: "Our Last Album?" (2004)
album: "Anniversary Anthems" (2000)
1. | The Anniversary Waltz |
2. | My Baby Is A Battleaxe |
3. | Her With A Hoover |
4. | Alec's Back |
5. | Dorkamania |
6. | Audrey's Alone At Least |
7. | Eine Kleine Nacht Muzik / Instrumental |
8. | Charlie's Watching |
9. | I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies |
10. | Livin' On Newton Hall |
11. | What She Had With Huey |
12. | I've Had Enough O'Magaluf |
13. | Livin La Vida Loca |
14. | The Anniversary Waltz |
15. | We're 21 Today |
album: "One More Megabyte" (1997)
1. | Mega Intro |
2. | One More Megabyte |
3. | I'm A Lonely Bastard |
4. | She's A Leech |
5. | Me 'N' John Williams |
6. | She'll Be Back With Keith Someday |
7. | I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles |
8. | Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie |
9. | Fred Oliver |
10. | In Tommy's Head |
11. | Bored Housewife |
12. | The Memory Of Nobby |
13. | The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe |
14. | Mega Outro |
album: "Orcastrated" (1995)
1. | Orcastrated / Instrumental |
2. | Poltergeist In The Pantry |
3. | Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You) |
4. | Taken For A Mug |
5. | Any Dream Will Do |
6. | Harry's Hands |
7. | David's XR2 |
8. | Pot Luck Percy |
9. | Ivy's Lurid Lips |
10. | The Psychosurgery |
11. | Ron Dixon Dumped D-D |
12. | Lazy Sunday Afternoon |
13. | Bowling Barmy |
14. | Orcastrated / Instrumental |
album: "Absurd-Ditties" (1993)
1. | Absurd-Ditties |
2. | I'm A Telly Addict! |
3. | "Terry Talking" |
4. | Ernie Had An Hernia |
5. | Toccata In Dm / Instrumental |
6. | My Wife's A Psychopath! |
7. | Sod The Neighbours |
8. | Melancholy Margaret |
9. | Drooling Banjos / Instrumental |
10. | Alec's Gone |
11. | When You're Jimmy Saville |
12. | Caught Up The Reeperbahn! |
13. | Dez The Demon Decorator |
14. | Absurd-Ditties (End Bit) |
album: "Fat Bob's Feet" (1991)
1. | Gloomy Intro/Toy Doll Tonic |
2. | Fat Bob's Feet |
3. | We Quit The Cavalry |
4. | The Sphinx Stinks |
5. | Rodney's Memory |
6. | Olga Crack Corn / Instrumental |
7. | Bitten By A Bed Bug! |
8. | Kids In Tyne & Wear |
9. | Frankie's Got The Blues |
10. | A Bunch O'Fairies |
11. | Yellow Burt |
12. | Back In '79 |
13. | The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash! |
14. | Toy Doll Tonic/Gloomy Outro |
15. | Turtle Crazy / Bonus Track |
album: "Wakey Wakey" (1989)
1. | Introduction / Instrumental |
2. | Wakey Wakey Intro / Instrumental |
3. | Lester Fiddled The Tax Man |
4. | Pot Belly Bill |
5. | One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!) |
6. | Cloughy Is A Bootboy! |
7. | Sabre Dance / Instrumental |
8. | Davey's Took The Plunge |
9. | There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street |
10. | No Particular Place To Go |
11. | Poverty Pleadin' Peter |
12. | Blaze Of The Borough |
13. | Wakey Wakey Outro / Instrumental |
14. | Goodnight Irene / Instrumental |
album: "Bare Faced Cheek" (1987)
album: "Idle Gossip" (1986)
EP: "Singles 83/84" (1985)
1. | Cheerio & Toodle Pip |
2. | H.O. |
3. | Alfie From The Bronx |
4. | Hanky Panky |
5. | We're Mad |
6. | Rupert The Bear |
7. | Deidrie's A Slag |
album: "A Far Out Disc" (1985)
1. | A Far Out Theme Tune |
2. | She Goes To Finos |
3. | Razzmatazz Intro |
4. | Modern School Of Motoring |
5. | Carol Dodds Is Pregnant |
6. | You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs |
7. | Bless You My Son |
8. | My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar |
9. | Come Back Jackie |
10. | Do You Want To Finish Or What? |
11. | Commercial Break |
12. | Chartbuster'/Razzmatazz Outro |
13. | We're Mad |
14. | Wipe Out! / Instrumental |
15. | Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout) / Instrumental |
16. | A Far Out Theme Tune |
album: "Dig That Groove Baby" (1983)
1. | Theme Tune |
2. | Dig That Groove Baby |
3. | Dougy Giro |
4. | Spiders In The Dressing Room |
5. | Glenda And The Test Tube Baby |
6. | Up The Garden Path |
7. | Nellie The Elephant |
8. | Poor Davey |
9. | Stay Mellow |
10. | Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me? No Chance |
11. | Worse Things Happen At Sea |
12. | Blue Suede Shoes |
13. | Fiery Jack |
14. | Theme Tune / Instrumental |
EP: "The Toy Dolls" (1981)
1. | Tommy Kowey's Car |
2. | She's A Worky Ticket |
3. | Everybody Jitterbug |
4. | Teenager In Love |
5. | I've Got Asthma |