TOY DOLLS LYRICS

album: "Episode XIII" (2019)

1.	Previously
2.	Arthur Clark's A Dark Horse
3.	Benny The Boxer
4.	Knickers Off In Mykonos
5.	The Laptop Lifter
6.	Waffle Woman
7.	Christine's Clothes
8.	She's A Worky Ticket
9.	El Cumbanchero / Instrumental
10.	Señor Benidorm
11.	Richard Clayderman's A Creep
12.	Until Next Time / Instrumental

album: "The Album After The Last One" (2012)

1.	Olgamental Intro
2.	Credith Crunch Christmas
3.	Molly Was Immoral
4.	Sciatica Sucks
5.	B.E.E.R.
6.	Kevin's Cotton Wool Kids
7.	Don't Drive Your Car Up Draycott Avenue
8.	Dirty Doreen
9.	Down At The Old 29
10.	Marty's Mam
11.	Gordon Brown Gets Me Down
12.	Decca's Drinkin' Dilemma
13.	Olgamental Outro

album: "Our Last Album?" (2004)

1.	Our Last Intro?
2.	The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
3.	Cheatin' Chick Form China
4.	Davey's Days
5.	No One Knew The Real Emu
6.	I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
7.	Jean's Been
8.	Rita's Innocent
9.	She's So Modern
10.	Chenky Is A Puff
11.	I Caught It From Camilla
12.	Our Last Outro?
13.	The Final Countdown
14.	Tony Talks Tripe
15.	Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead (New Recording)
16.	Thank You Too

album: "Anniversary Anthems" (2000)

1.	The Anniversary Waltz
2.	My Baby Is A Battleaxe
3.	Her With A Hoover
4.	Alec's Back
5.	Dorkamania
6.	Audrey's Alone At Least
7.	Eine Kleine Nacht Muzik / Instrumental
8.	Charlie's Watching
9.	I Wish My Eyes Were Ernies
10.	Livin' On Newton Hall
11.	What She Had With Huey
12.	I've Had Enough O'Magaluf
13.	Livin La Vida Loca
14.	The Anniversary Waltz
15.	We're 21 Today

album: "One More Megabyte" (1997)

1.	Mega Intro
2.	One More Megabyte
3.	I'm A Lonely Bastard
4.	She's A Leech
5.	Me 'N' John Williams
6.	She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
7.	I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
8.	Bachelor Boy/When Gary Married Melanie
9.	Fred Oliver
10.	In Tommy's Head
11.	Bored Housewife
12.	The Memory Of Nobby
13.	The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
14.	Mega Outro

album: "Orcastrated" (1995)

1.	Orcastrated / Instrumental
2.	Poltergeist In The Pantry
3.	Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
4.	Taken For A Mug
5.	Any Dream Will Do
6.	Harry's Hands
7.	David's XR2
8.	Pot Luck Percy
9.	Ivy's Lurid Lips
10.	The Psychosurgery
11.	Ron Dixon Dumped D-D
12.	Lazy Sunday Afternoon
13.	Bowling Barmy
14.	Orcastrated / Instrumental

album: "Absurd-Ditties" (1993)

1.	Absurd-Ditties
2.	I'm A Telly Addict!
3.	"Terry Talking"
4.	Ernie Had An Hernia
5.	Toccata In Dm / Instrumental
6.	My Wife's A Psychopath!
7.	Sod The Neighbours
8.	Melancholy Margaret
9.	Drooling Banjos / Instrumental
10.	Alec's Gone
11.	When You're Jimmy Saville
12.	Caught Up The Reeperbahn!
13.	Dez The Demon Decorator
14.	Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)

album: "Fat Bob's Feet" (1991)

1.	Gloomy Intro/Toy Doll Tonic
2.	Fat Bob's Feet
3.	We Quit The Cavalry
4.	The Sphinx Stinks
5.	Rodney's Memory
6.	Olga Crack Corn / Instrumental
7.	Bitten By A Bed Bug!
8.	Kids In Tyne & Wear
9.	Frankie's Got The Blues
10.	A Bunch O'Fairies
11.	Yellow Burt
12.	Back In '79
13.	The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
14.	Toy Doll Tonic/Gloomy Outro
15.	Turtle Crazy / Bonus Track

album: "Wakey Wakey" (1989)

1.	Introduction / Instrumental
2.	Wakey Wakey Intro / Instrumental
3.	Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
4.	Pot Belly Bill
5.	One Night In Moscow (& We'll Be Russian Home!)
6.	Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
7.	Sabre Dance / Instrumental
8.	Davey's Took The Plunge
9.	There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
10.	No Particular Place To Go
11.	Poverty Pleadin' Peter
12.	Blaze Of The Borough
13.	Wakey Wakey Outro / Instrumental
14.	Goodnight Irene / Instrumental

album: "Bare Faced Cheek" (1987)

1.	Bare Faced Cheek
2.	Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead
3.	How Do You Deal With Neal?
4.	Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
5.	Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
6.	A. Diamond
7.	Quick To Quit The Quentin
8.	Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
9.	Neville Is A Nerd
10.	Park Lane Punch Up
11.	The Ashbrooke Launderette.... You'll Stink, Your Clothes Shrink, Your Whites'll Be As Black As Ink
12.	Bare Faced Cheek

album: "Idle Gossip" (1986)

1.	Idle Gossip
2.	Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
3.	The Lambrusco Kid
4.	You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
5.	Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
6.	Geordie's Gone To Jail
7.	Silly Billy
8.	If You're In A Pop Group You'll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice's Practice Place
9.	PC Stoker
10.	I Tried To Trust Tracey
11.	Keith's A Thief
12.	I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)

EP: "Singles 83/84" (1985)

album: "A Far Out Disc" (1985)

1.	A Far Out Theme Tune
2.	She Goes To Finos
3.	Razzmatazz Intro
4.	Modern School Of Motoring
5.	Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
6.	You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
7.	Bless You My Son
8.	My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
9.	Come Back Jackie
10.	Do You Want To Finish Or What?
11.	Commercial Break
12.	Chartbuster'/Razzmatazz Outro
13.	We're Mad
14.	Wipe Out! / Instrumental
15.	Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout) / Instrumental
16.	A Far Out Theme Tune

album: "Dig That Groove Baby" (1983)

1.	Theme Tune
2.	Dig That Groove Baby
3.	Dougy Giro
4.	Spiders In The Dressing Room
5.	Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
6.	Up The Garden Path
7.	Nellie The Elephant
8.	Poor Davey
9.	Stay Mellow
10.	Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be But Was She There To Meet Me? No Chance
11.	Worse Things Happen At Sea
12.	Blue Suede Shoes
13.	Fiery Jack
14.	Theme Tune / Instrumental

EP: "The Toy Dolls" (1981)

other songs:

	Griefsville
	I Can See You
	James Bond Lives Down Our Street
	Olga I Cannot

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