THE VANDALS LYRICS
Lyrics to THE VANDALS songs organized by albums:
EP: "Peace Thru Vandalism" (1982)
| 1. | Wanna Be Manor |
| 2. | Urban Struggle |
| 3. | The Legend Of Pat Brown |
| 4. | Pirate's Life |
| 5. | H.B. Hotel |
| 6. | Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) |
Album: "Slippery When Ill" (1989)
| 1. | Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) |
| 2. | Susanville |
| 3. | Desert Woman |
| 5. | Elvis Decanter |
| 6. | Goop All Over The Phone |
| 8. | Gator Hide |
| 9. | Long Hair Queer |
Album: "Fear Of A Punk Planet" (1991)
| 1. | Pizza Tran |
| 2. | The Rodge |
| 3. | Join Us For Pong |
| 4. | Hey Homes! |
| 5. | Girls Turn 18 Every Day |
| 6. | Kill My Tenant |
| 7. | Summer Lovin' |
| 8. | The Day Farrah Fawcett Died |
| 9. | Anti |
| 11. | Small Wonder |
| 12. | Phone Machine |
| 14. | China Town |
| 16. | Kokomo |
Album: "When In Rome Do As The Vandals" (1992)
| 1. | Lady Killer |
| 2. | Bad Birthday Bash |
| 3. | Master Race In Outer Space |
| 4. | Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako |
| 5. | Mohawk Town |
| 6. | Viking Suit |
| 8. | I'm A Fly |
| 9. | Slap Of Love |
| 10. | Airstream |
| 11. | Rico |
Album: "Live Fast, Diarrhea" (1996)
Album: "Oi To The World" (1996)
Album: "The Quickening" (1996)
| 1. | Stop Smiling |
| 2. | It's A Fact |
| 3. | Marry Me |
| 4. | Allah! |
| 5. | Tastes Like Chicken |
| 6. | (But Then) She Spoke |
| 7. | How (Did This Loser Get This Job) |
| 8. | Hungry For You |
| 9. | Failure Is The Best Revenge |
| 10. | Aging Orange |
| 11. | Canine Euthenasia |
| 12. | Moving Up |
| 13. | I'll Make You Love Me |
| 14. | Choosing You Masters |
| 15. | I Believe |
Album: "Hitler Bad, Vandals Good" (1998)
| 1. | People That Are Going To Hell |
| 2. | Cafe 405 |
| 3. | My Girlfriend's Dead |
| 4. | I Know, Huh? |
| 5. | Money's Not An Issue |
| 6. | I've Got An Ape Drape |
| 7. | If The Government Could Read My Mind |
| 8. | Too Much Drama |
| 9. | Come Out Fighting |
| 10. | Euro-Barge |
| 11. | Fucked Up Girl |
| 12. | An Idea For A Movie |
| 13. | OK |
| 14. | So Long, Farewell |
Album: "Look What I Almost Stepped In" (2000)
| 1. | Behind The Music |
| 2. | Sorry, Mom And Dad |
| 3. | Go |
| 4. | The New You |
| 5. | Flowers Are Pretty |
| 6. | Jackass |
| 7. | What About Me? |
| 8. | You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It) |
| 9. | I'm The Boss Of Me |
| 10. | That's My Girl |
| 11. | Get A Room |
| 12. | San Berdu |
| 13. | Crippled And Blind |
| 14. | Fourteen |
| 15. | Why Are You Alive? / Australian Bonus Track |
Album: "Internet Dating Superstuds" (2002)
Album: "Hollywood Potato Chip" (2004)
| 1. | How They Getcha' |
| 2. | Don't Stop Me now |
| 3. | My Neck, My Back |
| 4. | Be A Good Robot |
| 5. | Manimal |
| 6. | My Special Moment |
| 7. | Designed By Satan |
| 8. | Atrocity |
| 9. | Dig A Hole |
| 10. | Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch |
| 11. | I Guess I'll Take You Back |
| 12. | Christian Or Canadian |
| 13. | I Am Crushed |
| 14. | Steal The Flag / Australian Bonus Track |
Other songs:
 | Change The World With My Hockey Stick |
| Judy Is A Punk / from The Vandals/Longfellow Split 7" |
| S.W.M. / from "Vans Warped Tour 2001" Compilation |
| Sheena Is A Punk Rocker / from The Vandals/Longfellow Split 7" |
| To All The Kids |